Monologue With A Twist and A Hint of Lemon

Sometimes you want to get together so badly, but the pieces just don't fit. You realize that you've spent all this time and effort trying to shove yourself into a space that you don't even fit into. Then you feel like you're losing, like time is running out and problems are stacking up to the ceiling at an alarming rate. Soon you'll have no room left to breathe, to think, to live! The pressure is unbearable.You feel like you're suffocating, and you start to panic. "Why, oh why," you wonder, "did I waste my time hoping to connect? I should have just cut my losses and moved on." Who would have though that one miscalculation could lead to this towering stack of problems? Now your eyes are brimming with tears as you scramble to salvage what is left of your dignity, to avoid countless hours spent staring down at the bathroom tiles seeing your mistake reflected back at you. NO! This time will be different! This time you will prevail! You will summon up all of your strength to build a solid wall against the forces that dare oppose you! AHHHH!!!! Tetris, I shall vanquish thee!!!