Dark Side of The Meat

Walked into Frary for lunch

I didn’t follow my hunch

Should’ve gone to Collins

Cause our standards have fallen

forgot it was taco day

Looked at the meat with dismay

As you see I was stricken

Cause they were serving sketchy chicken

Refrain: Sketchy chicken, why are you so small

I don’t like you at all

What are you trying to hide?

You’re not beautiful on the outside

The meat was ground to a pulp

I’d rather hang from a rope

Than have grilled cheese again

As a substitute for chicken

This looks like free range rat

I didn’t pay to eat that

I dropped a piece and it bounced

Freshmen 15’s now the freshman ounce

Refrain

Ohhhh you look like an amoeba

Why are you so grey?

Hey didn’t I see you on Fear Factor?

Well didn’t I?

Refrain

Sketchy chicken!

Don’t eat at Frary, the chicken is scary

Sketchy chicken!

Don’t eat at Frary, the chicken is scary

Sketchy Chicken!

Don’t eat at Frary the chicken is scary!!!!!!!!